…you have to leave a store before buying anything because a tantrum has reached epic proportions.
…your child wakes up at 5:15 a.m. two days in a row.
…Sunday afternoon’s nap, which should be two hours, turns out to be only one hour.
…when you take him to the park after much pleading, he becomes extremely upset when the swings are occupied and says loudly and whiningly “MY SWINGS! MY SWINGS!”
...and, to cap it all off, your child pees in the closet.*
Two is awesome.
*I have to confess that I found the peeing in the closet incident to be rather funny. My husband, not so much, because he was on cleanup detail.