Friday, November 04, 2005

amendment

My aforementioned husband has filed a complaint about my last post and demanded a retraction. Apparently he feels that it made him look like a bad cook who prepares only Top Ramen and Hamburger Helper. My point was, if the cooking is left to ME, we eat Top Ramen and Hamburger Helper (unless it is Saturday afternoon, where he feels free to whip up a double batch of the Ramen. Don’t deny it!). However, to be fair, when HE cooks, we eat things like pasta with delicious homemade tomato sauce, broiled salmon with brown rice and other yummy fare.

So, I’ll shout it from the rooftops: NOT ONLY does he refuse to let us starve, but he selects delicious and nutritious entrees and cooks them up with a smile.

He’s a regular Martha Stewart.

Except that Martha probably wouldn’t leave her socks on the floor right next to the laundry hamper.

7 comments:

undercover celebrity said...

My prediction for the title of your next post: An open apology to Dave for suggesting he is gay.

:)

...that being said, I think Martha would make one hell of a husband.

ObeyMyBlog! said...

BTW, I also have a stack of papers in the corner of the bedroom that I know drives her absolutely insane!

Poka Bean said...

DUDE. david is a totally rad husband and chef but i daresay i sympathize with the dirty cloths NEXT to the hamper problem. WHAT IS THAT??? it is killing me slowly.

Poka Bean said...

DUDE. david is a totally rad husband and chef but i daresay i sympathize with the dirty cloths NEXT to the hamper problem. WHAT IS THAT??? it is killing me slowly.

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