Tuesday, January 31, 2006

vomit-free since 2003

Throwing up is the worst. I hate it and always have. Doesn’t everyone? So after reading A Million Little Pieces recently, I was horrified by how James Frey threw up every day in rehab. (I’m going to go ahead and believe that part was true, so work with me here.) Also, I saw the movie Less Than Zero at age 12 and had the same reaction. It wasn’t that Robert Downey Jr. died at the end, or that he became a male prostitute – it was the scene where he spent all night throwing up in Jami Gertz’s apartment. That scene alone made me think, sheesh, I’m gonna stay the hell away from anything that makes me barf all the time. Duh!

So perhaps we’ve approached keeping kids off drugs entirely the wrong way in this country. We shouldn’t focus on “just say no,” or “this is your brain on drugs.” So 80’s! Let’s embrace vomiting as the deterrent it is. Can’t we just have an entire ad campaign around the theme of Daily Vomiting and say goodbye to this problem once and for all?

2 comments:

undercover celebrity said...

I am picturing billboards with the huge image of a twenty-something mid-puke, sweating, dark circles under their eyes. Headline: All the cool kids are doing it.

I'd never do drugs again. :)

Newlywife said...

This reminds me of the Seinfeld where Jerry hasn't thrown up in years, and eats a black & White cookie that makes him sick...

Hilarious!