Wednesday, January 23, 2008

stop the insanity!

Hi, all! How YOU doin'? I just wanted to share a few tips on how to make yourself totally crazy when you are 38 weeks pregnant. These tactics are tried and true and I promise, you can make them work for you!

  1. Hire contractors to install built-in cabinets in key areas of your house.
  2. Battle resulting sawdust and be annoyed by the many contractor shoeprints on your stairs.
  3. Have entire inside of house painted, rendering it mostly uninhabitable because all furniture and other objects are piled in center of each room, covered in plastic.
  4. Debate merits of various paint colors with your spouse. Decide on one, then change it, then change it back, then repeat the process.
  5. Get involved in planning two large events for work, even though due to your advanced state of pregnancy you will OBVIOUSLY not be around to execute either one.
  6. Continue ignoring the fact that you need to finish the baby’s room, pack a hospital bag and OMG give birth to a crying sleepless newborn ANY MINUTE NOW.

Et voila!

1 comment:

little miss mel said...

clearly, you've been busy!

What were you thinking girlfriend?? I am sure everything will come together in time. So cool you got all that underway even though it's taken it's toll.

38 weeks! AGH, you're so close!! Very exciting. Can't wait to hear when the little gal arrives!!!