Last night we were talking about baby formula. Dave said “I’m not sure I can get behind that Nestle Good Start formula.” I asked him why and he said “Because it’s from Nestle, so it must have chocolate in there somewhere.”
I laughed and said “Do you really think so?” and he continued. “Yes. I think they hide chocolate isotopes in there so the kids who drink it as infants end up craving chocolate when they grow up.”
I started giggling uncontrollably. I think it was the phrase “chocolate isotopes.” I took chemistry and all, way back when, but I have no idea what an isotope is. (And for the record, neither does he.)
But anyway, who knew I was married to such a conspiracy theorist?