Anyway, remember how pregnancy rendered me mentally unfit to operate the fax machine at my office a couple of months ago? Well, today my dizzying intellect appears to have progressed to a new and disturbing low. I went to Subway at lunch to pick up a sandwich. In the three minutes I was in there, I did the following:
- Searched my purse frantically for my keys, panicking that I had lost them or something, all the while not realizing I was actually CLUTCHING THEM IN MY LEFT HAND the whole time.
- Forgot where I had parked. I scanned the parking lot for a full 30 seconds before I found my car. Right where I had left it.
Did I mention that these two things happened within three minutes of my arrival? Hi.Note to self: retract Mensa application.