The scene: Target, Friday evening at approximately 5:30 p.m.
The players: One (1) annoying lady with two (2) small children sitting in a shopping cart five feet away from us.
What went down: With my back turned I hear a disturbing noise, then the woman's voice saying "In the bag! In the bag! In the FRICKIN bag!" We turn around to see the older kid hurling violently into a Target bag.
We quickly turn back in horror (nothing makes me nauseous faster than hearing or seeing someone throwing up) only to hear her then say, "You can't go to a birthday party covered in throw-up!"
Um, excuse me? How about now that you're throwing up you might want to SKIP THE BIRTHDAY PARTY????? Help a mother out over here.
Oh, and by the way, this kid then proceeded to fill at least two (2) bags with his puke.
It's times like this that I wish Target featured a handy haz-mat decon chamber at the door. Yuck.